so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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