She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
This baby is an asshole
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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