I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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