Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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