I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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