It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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