the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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