brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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