so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
