Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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