There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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