: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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