omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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