brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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