I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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