if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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