And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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