he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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