He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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