If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Your dad touched me again.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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