I'm gonna have a badass scar
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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