Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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