I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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