Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
