chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's blow job season.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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