your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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