if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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