I'm gonna have a badass scar
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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