Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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