garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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