It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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