She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ketchup is God's man juice
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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