scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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