I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
