ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
