Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize