I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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