Hey man sorry I got all grabby
too bad you live with your parents still
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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