Buhtt sex?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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