so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
