i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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