Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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