who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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