You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
