Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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