And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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