This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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