Buhtt sex?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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