they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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