I cockslap morals
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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