I wish life had little blips of pornography
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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