Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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