oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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