I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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